2014 – DO ONE!

Saying goodbye to a terrible year If ever there was a time when an insult could adequately be aimed at a year, it is now, it is aimed at 2014, and it is this: DO ONE! “Do One” is taken from the Northern English expression meaning “to get lost; go away; get out of myRead more

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Milestones and Cake

Missing the important things 2013 In the next three months, my dad and step-dad both turn 80 and my sister turns 50. You may already know (because I do bang on about it quite regularly) that my Grandma just turned 100. They are all 5000 miles away… which means for me that this year isRead more

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Long Distance Grief

Saying goodbye to Grandma So, those of who have been following my blog will know that my Grandma turned 100 last December. Sadly, Grandma passed away last week; inevitable but still sad. In over ten years of living here, this is the first time I have lost someone. When my Grandad died suddenly 10 yearsRead more

A trip down memory lane

How to beat homesickness 2010 You knew it was coming, eventually. The sad lament … the woeful trip down memory lane… the cries of homesickness. The fact is, I miss Brighton. This is entirely separate to missing my English family and friends… I think. What’s weird is that I am not actually, officially, homesick atRead more

Angry Bird

And phones were the sort of things you could only use as – well, phones. Now I expect to be able to perform all sorts of banking tasks, at any time I choose, wherever I happen to be. Let’s face it, I don’t expect my phone to do just that. I expect it to be able to work out how many calories I had for lunch, download any song I decide to listen to, play Scrabble with my sister 5000 miles away, tell me when my friends have a birthday, and direct me to any address in the world.Read more

Top Ten Tips for the holiday guest

January 2008 Finally, the holiday guests have gone. They arrived in mid December, and they have only just gone home – five weeks later. In light of this experience, I have compiled a list of handy hints for the would-be holiday guest. I am naming no names here, and I am not suggesting that theseRead more

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